More tranny stories later!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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