everyone is single if you try hard enough
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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