I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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