Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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