Sponge bath it is.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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