Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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