i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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