somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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