In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
