so that wasnt chicken after all
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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