ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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