So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Non-Jews are for practice
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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