I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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