someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im six kinds of drunk right now
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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