butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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