Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
