she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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