Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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