so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
