As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Found the puke drawer
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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