And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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