That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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