I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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