He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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