It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
