Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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