we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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