I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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