What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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