i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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