so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
