Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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