Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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