Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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