how can u be prego again
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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