I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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