so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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