Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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