the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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