Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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