just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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