I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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