Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
