no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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