no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
