How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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