she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize