just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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