let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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