I hate all girls vehemently.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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