Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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