Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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