we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
not ubering you a puppy
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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