Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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