I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
