marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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