Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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