at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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