i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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