just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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