i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
why do cheetos always look like penises
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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