Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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